never heard this one before...liked it...
B BQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GR ILL.
More routine...
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tel l th e man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...
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sumdaysoon
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Jun 21 @ 3:14PM
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 .....there's a joke there somewhere.....  ok i'll go ahead and chew my own ass out......... 
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baldbychoice2kx
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Jun 21 @ 3:25PM
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Wait?! This is a joke?
JUST KIDDING!
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dumblonde
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Jun 21 @ 3:49PM
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it figures that men dont get it...lol...
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Argit01
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Jun 21 @ 3:50PM
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The rules for BBQ'ing at my home
1) Woman drags man around grocery store to buy meat, salad and dressings
2) Man sets up BBQ and goes to help his woman to prepare the food
3) Man lights BBQ and waits until it is hot enough to grill the food
4) Man places meat on grill and watches over it as it cooks (his woman has set out the plates, crockery and salad items and is relaxing in a chair with a long cool drink in her hand)
5) Man removes meat from grill when cooked and places it on a plate for people to help themselves.
Penalty for NOT following these rules.......A skillet pan around the head
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pleased2meetu
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Jun 21 @ 4:06PM
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LMFAO,and don't forget who takes care of all the children running around during the BBQ.
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max49
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Jun 21 @ 4:25PM
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I agree with Argit. Other than that I'm not sayin nuffin cause anything I say will be wrong and that's thr truff.   
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Dominus
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Jun 21 @ 6:53PM
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Unless you come from a family who has one of those “inept” dads:
1)After failing to set up the gas grill because of conflict with “instructions”, head off to store to purchase cheap charcoal grill. Wife heaves huge sigh of relief there will not be large propane explosion tonight.
2)Contemplate the merits of newfangled brands of charcoal for forty minutes. Eventually decide that you don't know the difference between applewood and mesquite and just buy some Kingsford because that's what your dad used.
3)After carefully soaking briquettes in three cans of fluid, yell “Whoageez!” as you realize the charcoal was self-starting anyway. Ask wife if they make an ointment just for singed eyebrows.
4)Deciding not to make the same mistake you did last year when you didn't let the coals get hot enough first, you decide to wait a good long time this year. After waiting too long, find that you have to start all over again. By this time, the rest of the family has already eaten sandwiches.
5)Finally put the burgers on the grill only to realize the meat is too soft and drops right through the grate. Be tantalized by the smell of roasting meat you can never have while you open a new package of ground.
6)Search for obscure alien tool to scrape off grill. Find old grill in shed and curse the fact that you could have used that instead of buying new one. After fruitless search, just use spatula to scrape grill, nearly knocking hot coals over the entire patio.
7)Cook meat. As this is the most enjoyable part of the process, it will last for about 30 seconds.
8)Dash inside to get a plate to put finished burgers on. Come back out to find burgers have burned and now are themselves, charcoal briquettes. Open new pack of ground meat.
9)Finally serve burgers after all of the other food is gone. Feel somewhat slighted when only half of the people are not so full that they actually feel like having a burger.
10)Watch as people respond in fear when you ask “does anyone want to tast marshmallows?”
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NachoBaby
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Jun 21 @ 9:26PM
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And for cruds sakes don't let the fire go out til ALL the lighter fluid has burned off the briquettes.. it tastes really nasty and you can ruin a 10 dollar steak.
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NightOfOld
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Jul 5 @ 3:09AM
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I see your point there. But I have never in my life BBQ'd anything.
I do my cooking indoors in a clean enviroment. And I do everything
including the dishes while the woman relaxes with a movie and a
glass of wine.
But it was a cute joke.
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