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Nun And A Cabby

posted 6/21/2007 11:49:55 AM |
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you".

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and

have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just


about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that I

would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1, you have to be single and

#2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.


But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."



The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."

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baldbychoice2kx

Jun 21 @ 11:54AM  
Now that's a good one. I'll have to remember that.
max49

Jun 21 @ 2:13PM  
ROFLMFAO... Here's another kudo.
sumdaysoon

Jun 21 @ 3:30PM  
MavDragon2007

Jun 21 @ 3:35PM  
wow lol thats funny
slohand_47

Jun 21 @ 7:17PM  
I heard a smiliar version that has the same punch line, but starts out where the nun confesses to the cabbie that "she" has had a life long desire to perform oral sex on a man.

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