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posted 6/21/2007 6:57:10 AM |
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Men are fucking stupid. I've always said so. And it iz a known fact that a man becomes erect due 2 an increased flow of blood 2 his genitals...well, that blood has 2 come from somewhere, right? When U figure that gravity iz going 2 pull it from the highest point in the body, that means that the bigger a guy's cock iz, the dumber he iz whenever he gets a hard-on. Sorry, ladies, but that's just physics. U got a problem with it? Take it up with Newton.

How else can one explain the growing popularity of sex text-messaging? I mean, come on guys! It wuz one thing when U were spending all that cheddar on phone sex even though after U got Ur nut U agreed with me that the 5'2", 105 pound 19 year-old beauty who just spent 25 minutes (at $3.99 a minute - international rates may apply) with U breathing heavy wuz probably some 40-something divorcee with three kids, two chins and a reoccurring case of the shingles, but this iz just ridiculous!

First of all, how are U going 2 tell me that's really a chick texting U all this nasty shit? I'd do it 4 a whole shitload less than the .99 cents per message it's costing U. Better yet, how do U even know it's a fucking human being? Have U ever sat in a chat room with a bot? So long as it iz programmed with enough of the right shit 2 say it duz take awhile 2 figure out U aren't really talking 2 a horny 22 year old who loves taking it in the ass (one big tip-off if if she asks 4 a picture of Ur cock. It's either a bot or a dude, cuz women usually don't give that much of a shit. Unless the guys dick iz incredibly big or ridiculously small, she knows she will find some way 2 work it if and when the time comes 2 do so.

I can't even figure out the attraction 2 jerking off while having cybersex, let alone during a text conversation! Talk about fucking boring. I would think it would be more fun for a chick, though. She could just set the phone 2 vibrate and ask him 2 send his message one fucking letter at a time. It would end up costing her $650, but she might even pop one off from all that activity down there. A guy might spend that same $650, but then he'd still end up having 2 call his ex-wife and scream at her 4 awhile 2 get that happy ending we've all spent so much energy (not 2 mention money...) chasing after.

But hell...at least he knows it's really her, right?

Keeping U posted

DS

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pleased2meetu

Jun 21 @ 7:34AM  
After reading your blog I am so pleased that my cell plan gives me unlimited text messaging.lol
HollyHummy

Jun 21 @ 8:42AM  
OMG now I know I've been in here to long!
When your blogs start to makes sense to me and not sound like a free fall thru cyber space.
Coffee thats what it is I need coffee this morning...
Great blog, this one I could understand.
Pudge2you

Jun 21 @ 8:55AM  
Yeah man 3000 button pushes for one line of text... 10 button pushes at most for a local call and a voice. I will never fucking get it.
Ewe_Wish

Jun 21 @ 9:08AM  
Ok I cant even send a message to my children via text messaging so i certainly cant imagine how anyone would get off on text messaging. But cyber sex has its ups and downs also if you dont believe me

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lintroller

Jun 21 @ 6:58PM  
Looking: Thanks for the barf-a-thon. I needed that!

As for the OP--what am I going to do, disagree? Even if sex-texting were FREE, the time wasted alone would be a total erection-killer, if I somehow miraculously managed an erection in the first place from reading "i undress u, ur cok is wykd hard" (or whatever the hell these kids talk about on text) in Helvetica 11 point.

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