Being a TRUE friend! posted 6/20/2007 10:15:46 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

Sunshine79

****************************TRUE FRIENDS!******************************
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1. When you are sad -- They will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- They will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- They will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- They will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- They will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- They will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again! I don't want whatever you have!!

8. When you fall -- They will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.

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