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Gone AWOL??? WTF?

posted 6/20/2007 1:01:23 AM |
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  Sunshine79

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As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office.

The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?"

The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that sir."

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casuallylooking

Jun 20 @ 1:05AM  
as usual Sunshine......
ynot7769

Jun 20 @ 1:06AM  
aberlour

Jun 20 @ 1:06AM  
hehe
31sunshine

Jun 20 @ 1:09AM  
I'm with him...I'd go away....how does that saying go...3rd time's a charm?
BigFlirt

Jun 20 @ 1:47AM  
thats funny...
ksk72

Jun 20 @ 3:52AM  
sumdaysoon

Jun 20 @ 6:29AM  
better keep an eye on you.......
Ewe_Wish

Jun 20 @ 7:01AM  
BuddhaDon

Jun 20 @ 8:48AM  
Good one. Thanks.
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Jun 20 @ 12:05PM  
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Jun 20 @ 12:27PM  
Lisa46

Jun 20 @ 1:45PM  
yep I liked this one!! thanks!!

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Gone AWOL??? WTF?