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It Happened In Church!! (NO WAY!!)

posted 6/18/2007 10:52:40 PM |
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  Sunshine79

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate."

"I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness From God and this Christian Family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding."

"I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!!

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Ewe_Wish

Jun 18 @ 10:59PM  
That was awesome.
31sunshine

Jun 18 @ 11:31PM  
Too good...just reminds you what the power of gossip does....gets distorted!!
ynot7769

Jun 19 @ 12:21AM  
Argit01

Jun 19 @ 1:12AM  
Well my hard on seems to magically disappear when I wake up so does that make me a wizard under the sheets too?
BigFlirt

Jun 19 @ 5:48AM  
that was funny....
max49

Jun 19 @ 10:39AM  
Good one sugar.
wormwiggler

Jun 19 @ 2:12PM  
thats a great one.
pleased2meetu

Jun 19 @ 5:31PM  
That is very funny.

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