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posted 6/18/2007 10:50:17 AM |
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  MissMisty

To all my amd friends I have made or will make after reading this !!!!


1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?"Because you are my friend".

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Ewe_Wish

Jun 18 @ 11:02AM  
I always loved this one, it goes right with a good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will be sitting right there next to you saying where the hell did the cops come from. LOL You get my first kudo to
Dominus

Jun 18 @ 11:19AM  
Everybody needs to know that there is good in the world...thanks for sharing!
NachoBaby

Jun 18 @ 12:02PM  
And when you are sitting in that little cell, waiting for the bail to be posted.. I will be right beside you laughing and hollerin.. whooot what a time.. let's do it again!
Coltrane955

Jun 18 @ 2:48PM  
I must admit..This brought a tear to my eye..

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