(As U can tell, I am operating off of the "Mas Volume" theory. In other words, I figure that just so long as I push enough crap out there, some diamonds are bound 2 rise 2 the surface. HA! Read on, suckers...)
I've been threatening 2 do it 4 years, but earlier this month I finally picked up my first Apple computer. I fucking love it. Everything works...it's a trip. 4 those of U on the fence...give it a try! U never know...U may like them as much as I do...
Do U think they call it "space" becuz there iz a lot of it?
PrincessKissy wuz once again spotted outside my bedroom window. This time she had what appeared 2 be a gas-powered "massager" (Hey, don't snicker - if U were marrying a Brit, U would have an account with John Deere, as well...) sticking out from under her miniskirt. As of this posting she wuz still on the loose. She should be considered extremely sexy and quite horny. Oh my...
OMG...I just have 2 say that if I wuzn't convinced dixxxbitch wouldn't hunt us down and murder us in our sleep, I swear 2 GOD I would ask Looking4ever 2 fucking run away with me! Have U ever met a bitch as sexy as this? We can't get married, cuz I'm already promised 2 a bitch in Orlando, but we sure could have some fun 4 awhile! Whatta ya say, baby? Do U really want Dick?
I fucking know NachoBaby. I just don't fucking know from where. I don't think I have seen her naked, though. I want 2 go on record as saying I am willing 2 do whatever it takes 2 rectify that oversight, however...
I guess I owe jezzarae an apology 4 saying all swingers were fucking weirdoes. The argument could be made that she makes my point, but as of this posting there iz no word on whether or not she iz willing 2 meet me and change my perceptions...
Speaking of jezzarae, kudos once again 2 her and Ashinatrix 4 calling me out on my bullshit blog the other day. Maybe it's something in the fucking water in OKC, or something. (Yeah...these ewo crazy bitches know eachother. Izn't that fucking scary? It would be a night U wouldn't soon 4get, though, I'd be willing 2 bet...)
I just want 2 say hi 2 TastyCupcake (OMG...those lips!), jandoe (This iz a bitch who knows all about being sexy!), totallytaboo (Yeah, that's just what I need in my life. Another fucking stunningly beautiful 20 year-old bitch...great...) and undercoverlover403 (Hey - guess who lives within 50 miles of North Highlands...). I don't know U gals very well, but I sure would love 2 get 2 know U better!
Hey, Blueyesprklin! When I left Ft. Knox 20 years ago I swore I'd never set foot in Kentucky again. Wanna try and change my mind?
I wuz planning 2 steal something from Pudge2you and put it here, but I'm 2 fucking lazy 2 read his blogs 2 begin with (I'm kidding...I'm not lazy. I just don't wanna...I'm kidding...really...), so there U go...
I'm still trying 2 do the one-part blog thing (we don't want fucking wtxman 2 get his panties all in a bunch, after all...), so I guess that's all I have 4 this one. Hope i made U smile. If not...fucking whatever! Maybe it's U, motherfucker...
Keeping U posted
DS 
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