 This happened to be around 9pm tonight while Kim and I were there. I decided to try a shirt on and went to the dressing room area. When I got there I kept hearing some woman yelling the word "ma'am" a number of times. I thought to myself man, whoever she's trying to get the attention from that person must be hard of hearing.  I got inside the mens dressing room and shut the door, the next thing I knew someone was knocking on that door. I went to open it up and saw a woman who worked there and I said there's no "ma'am" here. haha She apologized. I told her no problem. After I got out and said it must be my hair and she quickly apologized again and laughed about it. Too bad Kim didn't see that, she would have laughed her ass off about this one. I eventually told her in the store and guess what, she laughed anyway. lol I mean, I know I have beautiful hair and all, but I don't think it's that long in the back. And, I was wearing shorts tonight, and yes, I do have great looking legs where I do shave them and thin out the hair every so often, but there's no way I look like a chick! Maybe I should go ahead in cut my hair, I mean it's hot out anymore, it takes about 10 minutes to blow dry it, and it gets tiring to be on your back and having to get up only for your hair being pend underneath or shoulders. I will admit, this is by far the longest that I have ever had my hair. 
My question is, who else has ever been mistaken as the opposite sex?
Or feel free to post a comment about this "classic shopping moment" I ran into tonight at wallyworld.
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BigFlirt
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Jun 18 @ 4:40AM
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Well not me, hell i get called asshole ...lol...Maybe you have a womans ass too??
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 18 @ 4:51AM
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Yes, I do have a woman's ass....... in bed with me everynight, right Kim? 
Btw, good one, Big Flirt!
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BigFlirt
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Jun 18 @ 6:33AM
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Smartass
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alybai42
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Jun 18 @ 6:56AM
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So far what I can tell you spend way too much time at Wal-Mart and eat at the Golden Correl when you eat out.
If you want to come over I have a pair of scissors for cutting hair. No I don't know how to cut hair.
Did you have a bra in your hand when you were trying on that shirt?
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BigFlirt
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Jun 18 @ 7:05AM
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Aly give him a Kojak look, you can do it...
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alybai42
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Jun 18 @ 7:14AM
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Shave him bald 
Great Idea 
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harborlights
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Jun 18 @ 7:50AM
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I vote for a mohawk or a flat top.
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skinonskin
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Jun 18 @ 8:41AM
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Mr. "T" Hair style!
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ShadowsAngel
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Jun 18 @ 8:44AM
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This one happened to my mother at least 30 years ago... at the feed store in this itty bitty town that we live in.
Mom had gone to the feed store to pick up seeds for the garden and she was in line to be waited on behind this "lady" who had hair down to "her" nicely shaped rear. Had a kinda boyish shape but with the long hair mom assumed that it was a women. Wally, the guy who owns the feed store, asked mom if he could help her and mom said "this lady has been h ere longer than I have go ahead and wait on her first since I have extra time this morning." The "lady" Turned around and "she" has a full beard and moustache...
The "lady's" father about died laughing and said "See son, I told you that you look like a girl and need a haircut or people would start thinking you are a woman!" along with a few chortles and guffaws.
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sftyeng
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Jun 18 @ 10:17AM
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u shave ur leggs?????
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ynot7769
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Jun 18 @ 10:40AM
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My question is, who else has ever been mistaken as the opposite sex?
me...but umm i was 13 n had long hair in the 70s when where i lived most still had buzz cut....and course i had no beard soo....umm but not since then ...
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Dominus
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Jun 18 @ 11:15AM
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Makes me think of that movie, Deliverance: "You got a real purdy mouth, boy..."
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McVeigsh
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Jun 18 @ 11:41AM
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You shave your legs ...? 
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TastyCupcake
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Jun 18 @ 11:48AM
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Smartass
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, Big Flirt!!!
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 18 @ 12:48PM
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Tammy, from what I have heard about you, you spend way too much time at the bars in this town.
In all seriousness, you know it's a limited area as far as what to do and where to go.
When you're with the people you love it's not really that important where ya go. I really have fun and enjoy myself when I'm with Kim and my daughter when we go to those places. 
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totallytaboo
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Jun 18 @ 2:58PM
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Wow. That's hilarious. I shouldn't laugh at your misfortune, but seriously... it's a strange world where someone could confuse a hairly, burly, gruff man for a woman.
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ksk72
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Jun 18 @ 4:33PM
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It was funny I am still laughing...and no one is cutting his beautiful hair 
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NightOfOld
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Jun 18 @ 5:24PM
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Knowing you have a fetish for feet. Now with you bending over sucking on Toes.
People can only see your ass and that Hair. Just be glad someone didn't mistake
you for a woman and try penetration while you were bent over.
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