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posted 6/17/2007 10:45:50 PM |
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Man...all I am going 2 say iz U guys better hope I never convert 2 Islam and answer the call 2 Jihad. Becuz these cocksuckers in Al Qaeda don't really understand how 2 terrorize Americans. We aren't like the rest of the world. I understand that. U see, Abdul wants 2 bring the same shit that works on the streets of Jerusalem, and then just translate it 4 an American audience. Sorry, fellas, but I just don't think that's gonna work.

Here's why. As bad as the events of 9/11 were, none of us really felt terrorized (except maybe the poor bastards in the planes). Tell the fucking truth. We expect bad shit 2 happen 2 motherfuckers in the big cities. That's the trade off. U get 2 live in the center of the universe, but some heinous shit may happen 2 U. Maybe not a jet liner N2 a fucking skyscraper - I'll admit that wuz innovative - but certainly a mugging gone awry or 2 have fallen victim 2 a serial killer or some such shit. Drive-by shootings, fucking road rage, the goddamn mailman freaking the fuck out and delivering high-impact, armor piercing bullets along with Ur packages - what the fuck ever. Big shit happens in the big city. Survival of the fittest. Get over it.

They used nineteen card carrying lunatics 2 bring down TWO...count them...Two fucking buildings, and true...it scared us 4 a minute. But what it really did wuz piss us the fuck off. Now imagine if U will what would happen if they were 2 detonate a amyl-nitrate type explosive (a la Oklahoma City...ask jezzarae if those are terrorizing enough), during rush hour, in the busiest intersections of the nineteen most populous cities in America. Do U think that by the time U got 2 seven or eight there would be some terror generated?

Or, fuck...U know, explosives can be tricky. And a little hard 2 come by. But U know what isn't hard 2 come by? A fucking hand gun, that's what. So, what do U say we get on a fucking city bus - or better yet - a fucking school bus (we Americans do love our children, don't we?) - and empty a couple fifteen round clips N2 it's occupants. Here's the kicker - with proper planning U might even elude capture! That's right - U could do it again and again and a fucking gain. Until they catch U, but who cares? Ur going 2 Mohhamad anyway, right?

And see...here's the thing. U don't fucking do this shit in New York fucking City. Fuck no...U do the shit in Amarillo or Grand Rapids or motherfucking Selma, Alabama. Hit a motherfucker where they live, and believe it or not, they will be terrorized. Trust me on this...don't make me prove it.

And 2 the clown who says 2 me, "Good going there, DS, way 2 give the fuckers ideas." Are U fucking joking me? Do U really think Al Qaeda has a fucking unit full of American translators waiting 4 me 2 post a few more state secrets? Give me a fucking break. And if U are listening, Osama, please do me a favor. Give me the interview. I could really use the rewa-...err, money I could get off of that copy. Do they even get AMD in the caves of Western Pakistan? "Hi, my name is Mohhamad, I'm N2 radical Islam and total Jihad on America and it's allies, and I am looking 4 an anti-semite who iz open 2 suicide bombings and likes long walks in the desert. Wanna see my cock?" The saddest part iz that it really wouldn't fucking surprise me.

Keeping U posted,

DS

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Looking4ever

Jun 18 @ 3:43AM  
No, this isn't better! You didn't mention me!
Pudge2you

Jun 19 @ 9:09AM  
they couldn't translate the narcoglyphs anyway.
SchrodingersCat314

Jun 28 @ 2:47AM  
the twin towers WERE brought down by explosives though

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