I owe U guys an apology. My last effort wuz, 2 be quite honest, lacking in...umm...well, effort. I know U all expect more of me than that, and I usually try my best 2 rise 2 those expectations. That last time...not so much. At least jezz and Ash had the good taste 2 point it out the fact that I wuz slacking. The rest of U, not unlike myself, seemed 2 not really give much of a fuck. I really would have considered the whole experience a wash had I not learned of the existence of certain photographs which I am now anxiously awaiting (check AMD...not there...fuck...check Yahoo!...not there...FUCK!!!).
Becuz the fact iz...it's not Ur fault that U expect me 2 be entertaining. That's all my doing. Nobody banged on my door saying, "Hey, dickhead! Why don't U see if U can distract us with comedy long enough 2 get our women undressed? Yeah...that would be really great." No...I pretty much applied 4 this job, and now that I have it, it duz seem 2 me that with it should come some responsibility, right? I mean, if U guys wanted 2 read crap U could always read the fucking bitch's blog. U clicked on mine becuz U expected something more, and I failed 2 deliver it.
Of course, I could always fall back on the old standby, "they can't all be gems", but that would be a cop-out. The truth iz...they can all be gems. I just need 2 want them 2 be gems bad enough. So instead I will just say this. I'm sorry, and I promise 2 try harder. And besides, look at the bright side. At least I finally learned how 2 write a one-part blog.
Keeping U posted
DS 
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