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posted 6/17/2007 6:15:13 PM |
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  DickSlippery

I owe U guys an apology. My last effort wuz, 2 be quite honest, lacking in...umm...well, effort. I know U all expect more of me than that, and I usually try my best 2 rise 2 those expectations. That last time...not so much. At least jezz and Ash had the good taste 2 point it out the fact that I wuz slacking. The rest of U, not unlike myself, seemed 2 not really give much of a fuck. I really would have considered the whole experience a wash had I not learned of the existence of certain photographs which I am now anxiously awaiting (check AMD...not there...fuck...check Yahoo!...not there...FUCK!!!).

Becuz the fact iz...it's not Ur fault that U expect me 2 be entertaining. That's all my doing. Nobody banged on my door saying, "Hey, dickhead! Why don't U see if U can distract us with comedy long enough 2 get our women undressed? Yeah...that would be really great." No...I pretty much applied 4 this job, and now that I have it, it duz seem 2 me that with it should come some responsibility, right? I mean, if U guys wanted 2 read crap U could always read the fucking bitch's blog. U clicked on mine becuz U expected something more, and I failed 2 deliver it.

Of course, I could always fall back on the old standby, "they can't all be gems", but that would be a cop-out. The truth iz...they can all be gems. I just need 2 want them 2 be gems bad enough. So instead I will just say this. I'm sorry, and I promise 2 try harder. And besides, look at the bright side. At least I finally learned how 2 write a one-part blog.

Keeping U posted

DS

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PrincessKissy

Jun 17 @ 6:20PM  
I want the money back. Or you don't get the pics of THREE... count em ONE 2 THREE redheads... with CLEAVAGE showing no less!!

Besides, the blog had my name in it, how can you go wrong. This one? Not so much.
Argit01

Jun 17 @ 6:22PM  
I want the money back. Or you don't get the pics of THREE... count em ONE 2 THREE redheads... with CLEAVAGE showing no less!!
No babes he can still have the one that was censored
DickSlippery

Jun 17 @ 6:26PM  
Censorship iz a fucking SIN!!! Hey...izn't that why we left Ur crappy country 2 begin with? Something about censorship without presentation?

DS
ynot7769

Jun 17 @ 6:28PM  
so.........work harder
buatbu

Jun 17 @ 6:30PM  
Hey Dick:
I'm here to be entertained. Get with the programs and put some thought in your blogs. No entertaining blogs mean I might have to read the news on the net.
And do't cuss some much, Damn it!!!!
Blueyesprkln

Jun 17 @ 6:39PM  
You keep writing blogs like this Dick and we are gonna keep on keeping our clothes on. Now get with it!!!!!!!! It's hot and I'm all sweaty. I want to take these damn clothes off.
Looking4ever

Jun 17 @ 6:54PM  
Gawd, I was just so fucking excited to see you again that I didn't even think about you not being entertaining!

I want DICK in 2008!
(I really need to go back to gold...I miss posting my gifs and schtuff!)
NachoBaby

Jun 17 @ 7:42PM  
I for one am deeply disappointed.. not only was I pretty much the ONLY mutherfucker to go read your shit on myspace.. but I didn't even get a damned mention.. what the fuck Dick?

I'm votin for pudge.. at least he sends me wanna fucks.
Ashinatrix

Jun 17 @ 7:47PM  
no no squirrell......I was sucked into the psychedelic void as well......I have never been the same since.........
NachoBaby

Jun 17 @ 8:15PM  
but... I like the pretty colors!!!!
DickSlippery

Jun 17 @ 10:51PM  
HOLY SHIT!!!

Me thinks me knows NachoBaby...We won't be making that mistake again. U could always help that process by sending me naked pics, U know. It's not like it's all my fucking fault...

DS
Pudge2you

Jun 19 @ 8:40AM  
Nacho is mine! lol ok she's really her own... but ya better raise your game boy, a lot of us have been waitin on your return ya know..

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