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posted 6/16/2007 6:47:59 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

My sis sent me this in an email.....it's cute.

FOUR WORMS
"Your Sunday Sermon"

A minister decided a visual demostration would add empahsis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed in four seperate jars:

The first worm was put into a container of alchohol
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported:

The first worm in alchohol: dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke: dead
The third worm in chocolate syrup: dead
The fourth worm in good, clean soild: ALIVE.

So the minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demostration?"

Maxine, who was sitting in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate you won't get worms."


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regularguy354

Jun 16 @ 8:22PM  
Cute! :)
BigFlirt

Jun 17 @ 2:03AM  
now that was funny....

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