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posted 6/16/2007 10:11:53 AM |
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Being out of the dating world for over 20 years I decided to do some research into the dating and marrage practices of the rural area where I live.

Now keep in mind that this is an area where 4 out of 10 trucks in the WalMart parking lot have "Redneck Girl, Save a horse ride a cowboy or NASCAR Chick" plastered across the rear window.

1- A 12 pack and the Tractor pull is considered an acceptable 1st - 4th date
2- Budwiser and Bass fishin WILL get you layed on the first date
3- You can take your coon dog on a date as long as she is not prettier that your girfriend.
4-Taking your girfriend and a keg to a race, tractor pull or mud bogging usualy results in unexplainable marrage & unexpected children
5-If your girlfriend calls and says "i'm late" remember to tell her to hide her daddy's shotgun before your next visit or to fill your truck up with gas before you leave town.
6-Remember you will still be cousins after the divorce and her daddy will have a gun at the next family reunion.
7-Leaving the tires on your new mobile home is a dead giveaway that you intend to fool around & expect to get caught.
8- Setting bear traps outside the bedroom window and back door before you go to work & then coming home early to check them is not an acceptable way to see if your wife/girlfriend is fooling around no matter what the game warden told you.

Ain't life in the south a riot?

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PrincessKissy

Jun 16 @ 10:17AM  
Ewe_Wish

Jun 16 @ 11:08AM  
I hope that is for further south than southeast ohio. LOL
Lisa46

Jun 16 @ 11:22AM  
sounds like some of the things i grew up with!
Blueyesprkln

Jun 16 @ 1:19PM  
Dayna I'm farther south than he is, and it sure isn't like that here. Must be some kind of hill thing where he is. lol I didn't know any of those things were acceptable and hope that they really aren't there. I know if they were I wouldn't want to live there. lol
linpooh

Jun 16 @ 1:38PM  


my bumper sticker says "if you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"
free2spoilu

Jun 16 @ 3:02PM  
I live right up on the Cumberland Ridge about 1/2 way between the sticks & the boonies so So I know 1,2 & 8 are true.

The others have yet to be verified by hearing the details from anyone who has not been abducted by a UFO and/or seen Elvis in the last 3 years.
free2spoilu

Jun 16 @ 3:05PM  
Oh & I work with a guy & his wife who SWEAR that a keg & a tractor pull will cause pregnancy. I guess we can add #4 to the southern dating facts list.
ksk72

Jun 16 @ 3:27PM  

I hope that is for further south than southeast ohio

From what I have seen so far it starts right here in Southern Ohio
Country Folk scare me
free2spoilu

Jun 26 @ 9:29PM  
"linpooh"

The last girl who's hair I pulled knocked me on my ass. Maybe I should have been teasing you instead......LOL
casuallylooking

Jun 27 @ 12:57PM  
Remind me to stay where I'm at......... lol
free2spoilu

Dec 2 @ 8:07AM  
A fellow down here recently complained that he was feeling bad because he had slept with his 3rd cousin. Nobody could understand why he was counting in the first place!
free2spoilu

Dec 2 @ 8:14AM  
I recently saw 5 guys (well they all looked like guys but who can be sure) at Wal Mart getting ready to go coon hunting. Befor they all climed into the truck they passed around a beer and a bottle of Viagra.

Somebody wanna tell me what that was all about?

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