There is a factory in the north which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant
about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that
there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little package's between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
together and approaches Lena,
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I
gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
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