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Like a baby......LMAO!!!

posted 6/14/2007 12:35:28 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married.
Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she has a
confession to make. The reason that they have not been too
intimate is because she is quite flat chested. If the guy wishes
to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her.

The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not
mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a
marriage.

Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and
said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below his
waist, it is just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the
marriage, it is okay with him.

The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not
mind, and she also believed there are other things far more
important than sex in a marriage.

They were happy that they are honest with each other. They
went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the
girl took off her clothes, she is as flat as a washboard.

Finally, the guy took off his clothes. One glance at the guy's
naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.

After she became conscious, the guy said, "I told you before
we got married; why did you still faint?

The girl said, You told me it was just like a baby.

The guy replied, That's right, 8 pounds and 21 inches.


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AnamCara

Jun 14 @ 1:31AM  


Good One
regularguy354

Jun 14 @ 1:34AM  
Funny! :)
casuallylooking

Jun 14 @ 1:59AM  
Oh MY Gosh...........that was hilarious,,,,,,,,
borty293

Jun 14 @ 3:36AM  
Fuck...a baby that size should be able to say ..goo goo gag gag
coltsfootball

Jun 14 @ 3:51AM  
Thats Gonna Hurt
Revenant

Jun 14 @ 5:11AM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
max49

Jun 14 @ 9:46AM  
Very funny sugar.
Lisa46

Jun 14 @ 10:04AM  
OMFG Sunshine that was great!! Me I would RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

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