A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. 
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman. 
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" 
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" 
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price." 
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 13 @ 8:43PM
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Thanks Chrissy i needed a good laugh.
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ValentineGirl214
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Jun 13 @ 8:46PM
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Good One!!! 
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casuallylooking
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Jun 13 @ 8:56PM
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Bet he didn't work on commission...........
Good one PK.
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lintroller
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Jun 13 @ 9:11PM
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I choked up some of my drink. That was funny!
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talkpro
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Jun 13 @ 9:50PM
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On balance, I'd say such a burst, when escaping the cheeks of a properly educated person can actually be considered an "air of sophistication". Just a thought.
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ynot7769
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Jun 13 @ 11:56PM
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oh fuck...one i've NOT heard b4 glad i wasn't drinking for that one....one of my magic kudos for you  
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borty293
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Jun 14 @ 1:55AM
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They now have my invention The Fart Detector ..optional in most cars and buses
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luckymonkey2
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Jun 14 @ 2:13AM
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Whenever I go into a motocycle shop I have to take a bucket and mop, just in case.
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sumdaysoon
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Jun 14 @ 6:03AM
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good one........
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max49
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Jun 14 @ 9:29AM
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LMAO Crissy... That's a good one sugar and a kudo for you.  
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