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posted 6/13/2007 8:40:03 PM |
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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped.

Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

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Jun 13 @ 8:43PM  
Thanks Chrissy i needed a good laugh.

Jun 13 @ 8:46PM  
Good One!!!

Jun 13 @ 8:56PM  
Bet he didn't work on commission...........
Good one PK.

Jun 13 @ 9:11PM  
I choked up some of my drink. That was funny!

Jun 13 @ 9:50PM  
On balance, I'd say such a burst, when escaping the cheeks of a properly educated person can actually be considered an "air of sophistication". Just a thought.

Jun 13 @ 11:56PM  
oh i've NOT heard b4 glad i wasn't drinking for that of my magic kudos for you

Jun 14 @ 1:55AM  
They now have my invention The Fart Detector ..optional in most cars and buses

Jun 14 @ 2:13AM  
Whenever I go into a motocycle shop I have to take a bucket and mop, just in case.

Jun 14 @ 6:03AM  
good one........

Jun 14 @ 9:29AM  
LMAO Crissy... That's a good one sugar and a kudo for you.

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