Call to Arms!! Call to Arms!!!
"What's this Pudge?" you ask.
"Is it a new troll? a new douchebag? a wanna fuck e-mail? a serious personal affront in cyberspace????"
No my friends, this time it is very much worse.
It has recently come to my attention that God exists on Earth and is being held captive in a women's prison in California!
I have this information on very very good authority.
Come friends we must act and act quickly! Demonstrations must be organized! Petitions must be signed! We must storm the walls after blowing our horns and doing some laps around the gates!!!
We must do all we can to set God free, or at least get her out with one of those ankle bracelet thingys.
This day will go down in history as "New Bastille Day!" or as I like to call it GGAFP Day! (Get God Away From Paris Day...)
The time to act is now, God is captive and she needs us.
P.S.
You may notice that the debate can be ended, God is indeed a woman, this proves it. Our judicial system makes their blunders with alarming regularity yes, but rarely do they put a man in women's prison, sorry to the true believers out there...
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casuallylooking
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Jun 13 @ 2:52PM
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Pudge, you got your little colored pills mixed up with your m&m's again didn't you?  
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ynot7769
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Jun 13 @ 2:56PM
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shoot i thought they proved god was a man...ya know i read IF god were a woman a mans dick would be on his chin 
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Pudge2you
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Jun 13 @ 3:02PM
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Fear not Ynot! All will be forgiven. If we can raise bail, that is....
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Ashinatrix
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Jun 13 @ 3:02PM
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.........about time you knew the truth.....glad you've finally come to your senses.
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TomJ4458
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Jun 13 @ 3:03PM
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Dogma? Drivel? Alannis would be proud! Incarcarated for the cause! Me, hell I'm just a clerk, lol.
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Pudge2you
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Jun 13 @ 3:06PM
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Ash and Tom... thank you for enlisting, your specific assignments will be wired to you before the end of the day.
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lintroller
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Jun 13 @ 3:15PM
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Prison, eh? No wonder the world is such a clusterf@#k.
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Pudge2you
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Jun 13 @ 3:16PM
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Lint!!! glad you are here, we're gonna need a field medic!
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buatbu
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Jun 13 @ 3:19PM
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If thye kill her Friday, what will happen Sunday?
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Pudge2you
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Jun 13 @ 3:42PM
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A massive calandar recall.
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Looking4ever
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Jun 13 @ 5:06PM
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Pudge, you got your little colored pills mixed up with your m&m's again didn't you?
Lint!!! glad you are here, we're gonna need a field medic!
Field medic, my ass. You are just trying to get a better quality drug to enjoy!
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Pudge2you
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Jun 13 @ 5:09PM
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Amen Sister!! 
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lintroller
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Jun 13 @ 5:35PM
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Lint!!! glad you are here, we're gonna need a field medic!
Can't She just handle the healing?
Field medic, my ass. You are just trying to get a better quality drug to enjoy!
L4E, it's too true to be funny. Boy does this guy have a problem...
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NachoBaby
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Jun 13 @ 5:35PM
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WTF Pudge.. I am totally NOT incarcerated... it just seems like it at times 
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AnamCara
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Jun 13 @ 5:50PM
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Colored pills, MnMs I am so confused, they told me that they were W's....damn those women in prison. I don't know who to believe anymore.
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wtxman
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Jun 13 @ 6:51PM
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Hey bro,great blog and you didn't even self promote. I thought I'd taught you better.
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max49
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Jun 13 @ 7:39PM
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Pudge sign me up to help break NachoBaby out. 
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talkpro
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Jun 13 @ 9:43PM
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It's a good thing ink is in plentiful supply or the picket would be surrounding this pasty person's blog There is no reasonable excuse for squandering what is left of the world's supply in this fashion.
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Pudge2you
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Jun 14 @ 8:33AM
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Talkpro! Back from the dead I see. Glad you are reading my stuff, I know you never stopped even though you said I was not worth your precious time. The call was for all the people of pervia and while I think you are a "cut and paste - rely on the past" kind of overblown windbag, you are actually more eloquent than the majority of the jealous posers I run up against.
So wecolme back old man! You can blow the horn. (If you know what I mean.)
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