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posted 6/13/2007 12:59:24 PM |
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  GryGoast

OK... thats it... Im not doing this anymore , finito, astasla-bye-bye, I'mmmmmmmmm outa-hearrrrr. I may have to grow old, But Ill be damn if I'm going to grow up!

Therfore:

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. , (OK .. OK ... A dark, eivl lil chit, but an 8 year-ond non-the-less )

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them, and cus there chocolate .

I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair.

That everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible.

I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

I want to live simple again.

I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

So . . . here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood.

And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause........

"Tag! You're it."



Godspeed

Master Gry

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Pudge2you

Jun 13 @ 1:01PM  
Tag? how bout we play Kick-the-can?
GryGoast

Jun 13 @ 1:04PM  
Im in let me get my kid's on and hide mt skate key
sumdaysoon

Jun 13 @ 1:05PM  
don't i wish...........
max49

Jun 13 @ 1:07PM  
I want to resign as well. All the poopiehead adults can take care of things. Hell that's what got us to this point in the first place LOL. Kudo
casuallylooking

Jun 13 @ 1:33PM  
Wait for me.......... and to think when we were actually able to think those things, we couldn't wait to grow up. Guess parents weren't so dumb after all when they told us that we'd get here soon enough.....
Good blog, Gry...... kudos
TomJ4458

Jun 13 @ 1:52PM  
...hey I just came from McDee's and bought me a 4 star cup o' java. Iced Hazelnut Premium Roast. Damn good stuff - addicting, lol. So there ya go!
Lisa46

Jun 13 @ 2:00PM  
after Tag lets play dodge ball!!!
Dominus

Jun 13 @ 2:09PM  
I'm not sure I even mind complicated. I mean, some of the stuff you have to know to understand behavior theory, chaos theory, or join the IEEEE is kinda complicated, but it's still cool.

MIT is a complicated place, but they do good things there. Being a doctor is complicated, but I'm sure glad we have 'em.

What I don't like is the assholes who make things harder for you.

"Oh, you didn't read the fine print? That means you owe us mucho dinero?"

"Oh, you want to get health care? Fill out these embarrassing forms."

"Oh, you want to keep your job? Then you'd better start working for free on Sundays."

It's these assholes that should be shot. I don't mind complicated. I can't stand assholes.
Giggl_Sprite

Jun 13 @ 11:36PM  
Hey Goast... wanna play doctor with me?

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