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posted 6/13/2007 12:25:13 AM |
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  Sunshine79

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Q: What's the best part of a blow job?
A: The 10 minutes of silence.


Q: What's the definition of necrophilia?
A: The urge to crack open a cold one.


Q: What did the pimp put on his résumé under the heading Job Title?
A: Holesaler.


Q: What three things do guys love that start with the letter M?
A: Money, music, and mmm…pussy.


Q: Have you heard of Ginkgo Viagra?
A: Yeah, it helps you remember what the fuck you were thinking!


Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: ’Cause they don’t have time!


Q: How d’ya know if you’re well-hung?
A: You can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen doughnuts.


Q: Why does Mike Tyson always cry during sex?
A: Mace.


Q:How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?
A:His right hand caught fire.

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Kisses----Sunshine79

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luckymonkey2

Jun 13 @ 12:34AM  
I mistook my Viagra cream for my Ben gay...now the hair on my arms won't lay down.
ynot7769

Jun 13 @ 12:39AM  
Q: What's the best part of a blow job?
A: The 10 minutes of silence.
TEN?? only TEN minutes
longbow371

Jun 13 @ 12:44AM  
Ten minutes is better than nothing





Thanks sunshine
Ashinatrix

Jun 13 @ 12:44AM  
y.......someday Im gonna make you work somethin' over with your mouth and we'll see how long your jaws last!!!!!
Sunshine79

Jun 13 @ 12:44AM  
TEN?? only TEN minutes






Gotta come up for air.....Geez!!!!
Sunshine79

Jun 13 @ 12:59AM  
y.......someday Im gonna make you work somethin' over with your mouth and we'll see how long your jaws last!!!!!


Get em' Ash!!!
Argit01

Jun 13 @ 1:13AM  
Q: What's the best part of a blow job?
A: The 10 minutes of silence.
10 minutes????? Er does anyone know where I can buy some cheap viagra as I only seem to last 10 seconds!
AnamCara

Jun 13 @ 1:34AM  
max49

Jun 13 @ 8:15AM  
CrazyCraveman

Jun 13 @ 9:09AM  


Here are a couple more for you...


Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
PrincessKissy

Jun 13 @ 9:22AM  
Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Been there, done that, on too many occasions to count, LOL
harborlights

Jun 13 @ 12:13PM  
Q&A for all...oops I can't post a comment because that means I'm a perv!
beach4u

Jun 13 @ 3:36PM  
MY HAND ALWAYS FALLS ASLEEP, DAMN
Ang925

Jun 17 @ 12:10PM  
this was funny!!!!!

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Hilarious Q&A's for all you pervs!!