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Hilarious Q&A's for all you pervs!! posted 6/13/2007 12:25:13 AM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse   Sunshine79 ..................... ....................... ........................ . . . . Q: What's the best part of a blow job? A: The 10 minutes of silence. Q: What's the definition of necrophilia? A: The urge to crack open a cold one. Q: What did the pimp put on his résumé under the heading Job Title? A: Holesaler. Q: What three things do guys love that start with the letter M? A: Money, music, and mmm…pussy. Q: Have you heard of Ginkgo Viagra? A: Yeah, it helps you remember what the fuck you were thinking! Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay? A: ’Cause they don’t have time! Q: How d’ya know if you’re well-hung? A: You can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen doughnuts. Q: Why does Mike Tyson always cry during sex? A: Mace. Q:How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood? A:His right hand caught fire. ..................... ....................... ........................... Kisses----Sunshine79 Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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luckymonkey2	Jun 13 @ 12:34AM
	I mistook my Viagra cream for my Ben gay...now the hair on my arms won't lay down.
ynot7769	Jun 13 @ 12:39AM
	Q: What's the best part of a blow job? A: The 10 minutes of silence. TEN?? only TEN minutes
longbow371	Jun 13 @ 12:44AM
	Ten minutes is better than nothing Thanks sunshine
Ashinatrix	Jun 13 @ 12:44AM
	y.......someday Im gonna make you work somethin' over with your mouth and we'll see how long your jaws last!!!!!
Sunshine79	Jun 13 @ 12:44AM
	TEN?? only TEN minutes Gotta come up for air.....Geez!!!!
Sunshine79	Jun 13 @ 12:59AM
	y.......someday Im gonna make you work somethin' over with your mouth and we'll see how long your jaws last!!!!! Get em' Ash!!!
Argit01	Jun 13 @ 1:13AM
	Q: What's the best part of a blow job? A: The 10 minutes of silence. 10 minutes????? Er does anyone know where I can buy some cheap viagra as I only seem to last 10 seconds!
AnamCara	Jun 13 @ 1:34AM
max49	Jun 13 @ 8:15AM
CrazyCraveman	Jun 13 @ 9:09AM
	Here are a couple more for you... Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
PrincessKissy	Jun 13 @ 9:22AM
	Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. Been there, done that, on too many occasions to count, LOL
harborlights	Jun 13 @ 12:13PM
	Q&A for all...oops I can't post a comment because that means I'm a perv!
beach4u	Jun 13 @ 3:36PM
	MY HAND ALWAYS FALLS ASLEEP, DAMN
Ang925	Jun 17 @ 12:10PM
	this was funny!!!!!