Do you ever get tired of hearing the same question asked over and over - "So, what are you looking for in an ideal relationship?" This is my silly response to the question.
Okay, since most everyone wants love, sex, affection, unconditional acceptance, and a whole slew of things that can not be quantified, here are some that can be.
I think a woman who has these characteristics would be interesting to say the least -
Monogamous
Nymphomaniac
Nudist (except when kids are around)
Winning lottery ticket
Good head on her shoulders
Intelligence
Personality
Patient when standing in front of a TV Screen
Size six with boobs that can cast a shadow
Wants to experience Mardi Gras or Daytona (Bike Week) by running around in body painted clothes (or skip the paint for that matter), or go to clothing optional beaches.
Sense of adventure and wants to re-enact the "good" scenes from the movie "9-1/2 Weeks".
Willing to be a bit kinky but not wierd (there's a major difference)
A little bit impulsive
Knows how to laugh and have fun.
So, in other words, we guys want a woman who's built like Jenna Jamison (or Raquel Welch for us older guys), has the patience of Mother Teresa, the libido of Pamela Anderson, and throw in a good measure of June Cleaver and Mrs. Cunningham, and I think that pretty much covers it.
Okay, that was for laughs but there's an element of truth to it all. I'm also a realist.
Your thoughts?
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NachoBaby
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Jun 11 @ 8:21PM
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I'm just here looking for aspirin and nose plugs.
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zaralyon
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Jun 11 @ 9:35PM
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If you haven't found them nachobaby I got them as well as the hip waders.
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justlooking237
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Jun 11 @ 10:21PM
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good luck regulat guy....hope you find her 
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regularguy354
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Jun 11 @ 10:48PM
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Well said, all of you. I'm also a realist. What I want is someone I can be happy waking up with for the rest of my life. Where we get along well, doing things together that we enjoy together, encouraging our individual interests and respecting the differences. :)
Everything else is icing on the cake. :)
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DesertSmile
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Jun 12 @ 12:39AM
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Damn....do all women have to be a size 6 
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Fucktoy4u
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Jun 12 @ 9:46AM
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Standards are good. Women have their own, but that's another blog. Liked your anologies.
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Loveyoulongtime2
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Jun 12 @ 6:48PM
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Most people on these sites are looking for a fantasy. If I thought I spotted something even close, it was only a dream and I woke up. 
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