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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to go down on me (oral sex) during the way?" "What?! Get Out out of my cab, you scum." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result - getting kicked out of each taxi.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "O.K." and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.



Godspeed

Master Gry

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sumdaysoon

Jun 10 @ 9:23PM  
now that's funny........
Hummy

Jun 10 @ 9:24PM  
zaralyon

Jun 10 @ 9:24PM  
ValentineGirl214

Jun 10 @ 9:32PM  
Revenge can be Kind!!
LJRite69

Jun 10 @ 10:41PM  
...Damnnn.........LOL......
cabl_guy

Jun 10 @ 11:00PM  
That was great!
borty293

Jun 11 @ 2:51AM  
My gawd....I laught out loud with that one...I used to drive taxi...
max49

Jun 11 @ 2:24PM  
LMAO Ahh sweet revenge.

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