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posted 6/10/2007 8:10:59 PM |
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Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!

About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

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Jun 10 @ 8:15PM  
Tide is wonderful thats for sure LOL Good Blog. Kudos to you.

Jun 10 @ 8:27PM  
damn that was awesome gf kudos babe

Jun 10 @ 8:33PM  

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Jun 10 @ 8:44PM  
Now that was funny right there

Just curious, was it the old formula, or the new and improved?

Sorry, but the words "new" and "improved" when it comes to products...well, bug the hell out of me! Specially when it's cat or dog food with a new and improved in the hell do they know?!

Jun 10 @ 8:47PM  
thats freakin funny!!!!

Jun 10 @ 9:34PM  

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Jun 11 @ 12:04AM  
Thanks for the laugh!!

Jun 11 @ 7:44AM  
That was hilarious. I use the "free" formula because all those
additives make me itch for some reason.

Jun 16 @ 12:26AM  

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