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Investment tips for 2007

posted 6/10/2007 1:38:43 PM |
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  zaralyon



Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but I just have to:

Investment tips for 2007 For all of you

with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you
can get in

on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become:
Knott NOW!

And finally ...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

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longbow371

Jun 10 @ 1:55PM  
NightOfOld

Jun 10 @ 2:14PM  
PrincessKissy

Jun 10 @ 2:40PM  
Very cute!
Ewe_Wish

Jun 10 @ 3:04PM  
Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become:
Knott NOW!
Ah Yes the investment made by many married women.
Hummy

Jun 10 @ 4:12PM  
Great Blog..
Cinnee

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