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It's the attack of the Cloned Cocks..........

posted 6/9/2007 1:54:49 PM |
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I thought it was my imagination, but others saw them too, then I thought it was just my eyes playing tricks on me, but a check up at the Optometrist said otherwise........but no, it's much worse than I ever imagined! Cocks are being cloned!! You heard me right....our worst fears are coming true! Yeah it might have started with a sheep named Dolly, but it's gone way beyond that! No, the evil minds behind this couldn't stop at just sheep! They've started cloning are you ready for this?? LARGE COCKS!!!! That's right, extremely large cocks! Not just any cocks, very impressive easily recognizable cocks!! They are popping up everywhere from CT, to NJ, and London to Kansas City MO!!! Scary isn't it??? So all you men with large cocks, hold on to them tight, guard them closely hide them away in some dark secret orifice, or you too could be browsing along one day and suddenly there it is....your cock on someone else's profile!!!

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Jun 9 @ 2:01PM  
Good thing I ain't nothing to worry about...

Jun 9 @ 2:01PM  
LMFAO; good one scoots! I give you my first kudo of the day.

Jun 9 @ 2:11PM  
Oh dear lord!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ain't nothing to worry about
........I beg to differ


Jun 9 @ 2:12PM  

Jun 9 @ 2:13PM  
*whispers to Ash, shhhh don't tell Crazy but LadyDarkStar is on her way over with the plaster kit, we'll do a little cloning of our own while he's in that lawn chair*

Jun 9 @ 2:20PM  
hey Can I have a copy of CC's cock??? You could mail it Priority would cum faster than he does!! J/K

Jun 9 @ 2:23PM  
Most likely these guys are going on gay porn sites and are posting the same huge popular cock pics that are on these sites without knowing the others are doing the same. At least that way we know they are fakes. Just look up "huge cocks" or something similar on Google images, these guys will copy them from there, pretty pathetic.

Jun 9 @ 2:34PM  
OMG you three...

And was that where ya got yours from, the one I noticed in some of your posting in the forums?

Just kiddin' Loveyoulongtime2...but I just couldn't resist....

Jun 9 @ 4:18PM  
Yep there's a cock theif out there!!! .

Jun 9 @ 4:28PM  
But it's only certain cocks that are being cloned!!! For once a man can be happy if he has a small one, it's safe from these sick evil twisted minds!!

Jun 9 @ 4:36PM  
Mine's tiny... he he he. But somebody did try to steal my fingers. We need to recall Canu to testify before AMD congress about his case.

Jun 9 @ 5:00PM  
Mine is not really that big but Im gonna hold on to it real tight just in case. Andrew

Jun 9 @ 7:20PM  
That's why I don't have a cockshot lol

Jun 9 @ 7:24PM  
Seriously though, my parents are Italians born in Egypt so that means I could easily drill for oil with my member, I'm actually holding onto it with both hands, did you say that thief went north of the border, oh no... there's aknock at my door .....

Jun 9 @ 7:34PM  
Mine is really, really, really small.


Jun 9 @ 7:51PM  
Good one!

Jun 9 @ 7:56PM  
Mine's just above average
maybe a bit thicker
But can still make you come
slower or quicker
I don't need two hands
A fire hose it ain't
But as for me and my lovers
We've got no complaints
Some do prefer those
giant sized bits
But wherever I go
I'm sure that it fits
So other men can whine
about the size of their pappy
I'll just be content
to make the girls happy

Jun 10 @ 2:16AM  
I say...Off With Their Heads..

Jun 10 @ 3:50AM  
Well, since someone already stole my line (thanks, borty ) I'm gonna go with...

While I don't feel I'm in danger of someone stealing my pic to use on their profile, it don't matter! It's mine, I know how to use it and if they wanna steal my pic, we all know where it came from and where you saw it first.

Aug 13 @ 5:13AM  
They apparently took my huge johnson at birth...

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It's the attack of the Cloned Cocks..........