I know it's old as fart dust, but still funny...so bite me.. 
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't - she'll surely bitch ~
Does she care how much I'll itch?
Take the razor and lather up,
(Gawd that bitch is so corrupt)
Doesn’t she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls ~ and cut off my dick?
Easy now ~ hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake,
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head ~ get ridda the hair.
So I shave my balls all-nice and slick,
Did it up nice ~ without one nick!
"Feel 'em baby ~ they're so smooth!"
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"
She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby ~ ain't givin no head!"
She rolls on over ~ and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off ~ I'm about to crack!
Next day ~ it's breakfast in the sheets,
I spoon her bites, which she gladly eats,
And I must confess I think it's fair,
That her omelet was made with pubic hair.
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 9 @ 12:09PM
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That is so sick,evil, twisted and demented, but somehow i found truely hysterical. Thanks you can even have one of my Kudos!!!
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Ashinatrix
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Jun 9 @ 12:15PM
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First of all GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
second.........I never asked you to shave 
who the hell you referrin' to????!!!!! 
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ladybootscooter
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Jun 9 @ 12:28PM
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good one!
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CrazyCraveman
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Jun 9 @ 12:46PM
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That is so sick, evil, twisted and demented
Well, I'm sick, evil, twisted and demented...what'cha expect?
second.........I never asked you to shave
No one has to, cuz I already do... 
good one!
Seems you too are...sick, evil, twisted and demented...
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ValentineGirl214
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Jun 9 @ 1:19PM
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Funny, Sick and Gross!!!
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31sunshine
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Jun 9 @ 1:37PM
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Well, I'm the first to say I love my men shaved, I know call me a bitch...but its not a requirement....it's just as nice!! Now if I knew he was shaving that day...I'd loose a little bit of sleep for that reward.
As for the feeding it to her....thats just gross!!!
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sexxyfroggy
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Jun 9 @ 3:29PM
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Ewwwwwww, but funny nonethless! 
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vanilla3
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Jun 9 @ 5:53PM
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Hey I know you! and I know that you are sick,and demented! Gross pervert!
you thought that you were well hidden , but I found you! I just had too look on the sexy sight and there you were, right before my eyes....  Ha! Ha!
If you haven't guessed by now who this is............ does nitemoves ring a bell? In that nasty head of yours? you are still gross ,but funny.
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cabl_guy
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Jun 9 @ 7:46PM
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