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The Shave...(Bit of a humorous poetry)

posted 6/9/2007 12:02:33 PM |
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  CrazyCraveman

I know it's old as fart dust, but still funny...so bite me..


Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't - she'll surely bitch ~
Does she care how much I'll itch?

Take the razor and lather up,
(Gawd that bitch is so corrupt)
Doesn’t she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls ~ and cut off my dick?

Easy now ~ hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake,
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head ~ get ridda the hair.

So I shave my balls all-nice and slick,
Did it up nice ~ without one nick!
"Feel 'em baby ~ they're so smooth!"
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"

She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby ~ ain't givin no head!"
She rolls on over ~ and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off ~ I'm about to crack!

Next day ~ it's breakfast in the sheets,
I spoon her bites, which she gladly eats,
And I must confess I think it's fair,
That her omelet was made with pubic hair.

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Ewe_Wish

Jun 9 @ 12:09PM  
That is so sick,evil, twisted and demented, but somehow i found truely hysterical. Thanks you can even have one of my Kudos!!!
Ashinatrix

Jun 9 @ 12:15PM  
First of all GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

second.........I never asked you to shave

who the hell you referrin' to????!!!!!
ladybootscooter

Jun 9 @ 12:28PM  
good one!
CrazyCraveman

Jun 9 @ 12:46PM  
That is so sick, evil, twisted and demented

Well, I'm sick, evil, twisted and demented...what'cha expect?

second.........I never asked you to shave

No one has to, cuz I already do...

good one!

Seems you too are...sick, evil, twisted and demented...
ValentineGirl214

Jun 9 @ 1:19PM  
Funny, Sick and Gross!!!
31sunshine

Jun 9 @ 1:37PM  
Well, I'm the first to say I love my men shaved, I know call me a bitch...but its not a requirement....it's just as nice!! Now if I knew he was shaving that day...I'd loose a little bit of sleep for that reward.

As for the feeding it to her....thats just gross!!!
sexxyfroggy

Jun 9 @ 3:29PM  
Ewwwwwww, but funny nonethless!
vanilla3

Jun 9 @ 5:53PM  

Hey I know you! and I know that you are sick,and demented! Gross pervert!
you thought that you were well hidden , but I found you! I just had too look on the sexy sight and there you were, right before my eyes.... Ha! Ha!
If you haven't guessed by now who this is............ does nitemoves ring a bell? In that nasty head of yours? you are still gross ,but funny.
cabl_guy

Jun 9 @ 7:46PM  

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The Shave...(Bit of a humorous poetry)