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posted 6/9/2007 8:27:10 AM |
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  HRRRICKANE

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than
the barbecue grill!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the
husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you
really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little
weenie?"

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wtxman

Jun 9 @ 8:50AM  
What comes around, goes around.
ynot7769

Jun 9 @ 9:22AM  
and hell i'd heard it before n still laffed
31sunshine

Jun 9 @ 10:36AM  
That's great....when you act like an ASS you gotta know it will bit you in the butt at some point!!! Revenge is sweet that way!!
Ashinatrix

Jun 9 @ 10:48AM  
love it!!!!!!!!! Plan to use that one
ladybootscooter

Jun 9 @ 10:56AM  
I've always loved that one!
vicious_poodle72

Jun 9 @ 11:25AM  
Hee-fucking-larry-us!!!!!!!!!!
lunanegra

Jun 9 @ 2:07PM  
Funny!
NightOfOld

Jun 9 @ 3:59PM  

kudo
KissMyThong

Jun 9 @ 5:07PM  
cute....very cute...kudos for you.
StraddleMyNose

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May 18 @ 3:52AM  



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