A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than
the barbecue grill!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the
husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you
really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little
weenie?"
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wtxman
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Jun 9 @ 8:50AM
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What comes around, goes around. 
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ynot7769
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Jun 9 @ 9:22AM
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and hell i'd heard it before n still laffed 
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31sunshine
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Jun 9 @ 10:36AM
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That's great....when you act like an ASS you gotta know it will bit you in the butt at some point!!! Revenge is sweet that way!!
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Ashinatrix
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Jun 9 @ 10:48AM
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love it!!!!!!!!! Plan to use that one 
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ladybootscooter
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Jun 9 @ 10:56AM
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I've always loved that one!
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vicious_poodle72
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Jun 9 @ 11:25AM
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Hee-fucking-larry-us!!!!!!!!!! 
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lunanegra
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Jun 9 @ 2:07PM
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 Funny!
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NightOfOld
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Jun 9 @ 3:59PM
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kudo
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KissMyThong
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Jun 9 @ 5:07PM
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cute....very cute...kudos for you.
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StraddleMyNose
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May 18 @ 3:52AM
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Hurrr, it's been almost a year since I have seen you on here. Where the hell have ya gone? 
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