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  sugarnspice005

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
Pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it
won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S
ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the
donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next
day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the
donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey
and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can
bring you
much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and
enjoy
life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot
happier and
live longer!

Have a nice day!

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casuallylooking

Jun 8 @ 8:29PM  
Good story, Great Moral !!!
DeDe54

Jun 8 @ 9:11PM  
Freekin awesome gf..................
mejestacool1

Jun 8 @ 10:01PM  
funny .
31sunshine

Jun 8 @ 10:17PM  
Isn't that the truth though...when you spend too much time worrying about what others think...me...I'd just rather live life.
Ashinatrix

Jun 8 @ 11:49PM  
Damn girl..........ain't that the truth!!!!!
magictreex

Jun 9 @ 2:17AM  
Thats brilliant i think you have altered my veiw on life spice thanku
LouAnnTG

Jun 9 @ 8:19AM  
Very Very True
If I was concerned about public opinion I would have died years ago.

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