A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like
"I just don't remember much after that..."
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