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posted 6/8/2007 10:03:25 AM |
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  MissMisty

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole,

we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt."

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like
yours!"

"I just don't remember much after that..."

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PrincessKissy

Jun 8 @ 10:05AM  
Ashinatrix

Jun 8 @ 10:10AM  
Holy hole-in-one Batman!!!!!!!
Ewe_Wish

Jun 8 @ 10:11AM  
OH my god thats funny.
max49

Jun 8 @ 10:46AM  
That's great. Kudo for sharing sugar.
ynot7769

Jun 8 @ 10:54AM  
oohhh the pain of it alll
casuallylooking

Jun 8 @ 11:51AM  
that was really good!!!

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