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On your next trip to Wal-Mart.........(Have Fun!)

posted 6/7/2007 10:26:01 PM |
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  Sunshine79

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"


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Ashinatrix

Jun 7 @ 10:38PM  
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
done it............'xcept it was Sears......
hulkNpooh

Jun 7 @ 10:43PM  
i needed that too funny
ShadowsAngel

Jun 7 @ 10:48PM  
My autistic child does this in *any* store when they make an announcement on the PA system...

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

It's rather disconcerting for most people.
casuallylooking

Jun 7 @ 10:51PM  
lol......I like # 13

Good to see you Sunshine.......
letmepleaseu146

Jun 7 @ 11:10PM  
Funny !

NightOfOld

Jun 8 @ 12:03AM  


gotta give ya a kudo honey
ksk72

Jun 8 @ 2:22AM  
Thanks now I know what to do when they open the shiney new super center next week
StraddleMyNose

Jun 8 @ 2:45AM  
s far as # 1 goes, we people in Ohio call "carts" buggies.
borty293

Jun 8 @ 3:37AM  
My gawd....all the funny folk are coming out tonight
jgraf

Jun 8 @ 3:45AM  
e mail me {email address removed}
kozmik_wave

Jun 8 @ 6:07AM  
sounds like fun...and i would probably do it...BUT...i swore that place off over 5 years ago! it feels good to know i'l never go back.
max49

Jun 8 @ 10:04AM  
LMAO... Good to see you Sunshine.
yearzero

Jun 8 @ 1:00PM  
I've done crazier shit except at Meijers. I tried to put a gerbil, ice cream and gold fish on lay away. The bitch at the counter told me not to waste her time. I screamed inside the store to all the customers, " I'm Jesus Christ the son of god. Now bow down and worship me" I break danced in the parking lot of Meijers just for the fuck of it. I threw random items in people's carts without them knowing. When people ask me if I needed help, I act erratic and replied " I don't know you tell me" I ask for store employees for weird stuff. Like ,"do you have a left handed hammer?" and purchase fingers clots and told them it's because I have a small weiner I can't use regular condoms. I would take really long in line trying to piss off people waiting. I asked cigarettes and keep changing the kind I want. It was a riot. Those were the days.
coltsfootball

Jun 9 @ 1:40AM  
17. Fart In An Aisle When There Is An Old Couple Behind You Then Leave Before They Smell It....The Reaction Is Great

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