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Tomato Garden (my first joke posting!)

posted 6/7/2007 4:15:49 PM |
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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was Spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden as he had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was currently in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If only you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man's house and dug up the entire area. However, they didn't find any bodies, so they apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie

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LadieDarkStarr

Jun 7 @ 4:31PM  
Thats a new one for me. I love it! LoL
max49

Jun 7 @ 4:41PM  
LMFAO... Good one sugar.
veeruinus

Jun 7 @ 4:54PM  
just4fun6369

Jun 7 @ 4:59PM  
Nice one
lintroller

Jun 7 @ 5:06PM  
ingenious!
Dominus

Jun 7 @ 5:12PM  
Shonen Knife Lyrics

"Shonen Knife Tomato Head lyrics"

I drink tomato juice every night
Why don't you get out of my sight
Before I go to sleep in bed
I only wanna be like tomato head
I drink tomato juice everynight
I need the red drink in my sight
Somebody might think I am mad
I only wanna be like tomato head

Everybody if you want it
Everybody you can try
Everybody without thinking
Everybody it's so easy

Tomato head, tomato head
I wanna wanna wanna be like tomato head

I drink tomato juice every night
Why don't you get out of my sight
Before I go to sleep in bed
I only wanna be like tomato head

I drink tomato juice is what I say
And I became a green plant today
I photosynthesized in my bed
Now I'm just tomato head
cabl_guy

Jun 8 @ 12:46AM  
That's clever thinking!
borty293

Jun 8 @ 3:48AM  
I can dig your head space
jezzarae

Jun 8 @ 10:16AM  
awesome......... good for vinnie.

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Tomato Garden (my first joke posting!)