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posted 6/6/2007 3:47:36 PM |
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  CrazyCraveman

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking a pee and this bullet came out" replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay, and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son runs into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom. "I know what happened.... You were taking a pee and a bullet came out."






























































"No," says the boy. "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

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Ashinatrix

Jun 6 @ 3:50PM  






























.........heard it before
CrazyCraveman

Jun 6 @ 3:55PM  
OH BITE ME!
Ewe_Wish

Jun 6 @ 3:58PM  
Thats an old one but still funny as hell. Ok i havent given enough of those damn kudos away today heres one for your collection.
Ashinatrix

Jun 6 @ 4:06PM  
OH BITE ME!
Looking4ever

Jun 6 @ 4:43PM  
OH BITE ME!

Looks like Ash has dinner plans!
bandengor

Jun 6 @ 5:08PM  
last time I heard that was, last month, I think.
sumdaysoon

Jun 6 @ 6:29PM  
well it was new to me........ and funny..........
cabl_guy

Jun 6 @ 6:40PM  
That's funny!
sexxyfroggy

Jun 9 @ 6:52PM  
Seriously I laughed out loud at that one. Good thing I'm the only one that is here. lol

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Shot 3 Times ~JOKE~