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posted 6/5/2007 10:38:13 PM |
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I got this in an email and wanted to share it cause it's cute.

"They always ask at the Doctor's office why you are there, and you have
to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
the desk. The receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there
is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem
further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes???"

There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose! "

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