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posted 6/5/2007 10:33:50 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of high-testosterone
bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her
alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back
off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"A couple of minutes ago."





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NightOfOld

Jun 6 @ 12:06AM  
max49

Jun 6 @ 8:48AM  
LMAO...
luckymonkey2

Jun 6 @ 10:19AM  
You can do whatever you want, but NEVER mess with the bike.

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