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posted 6/5/2007 10:19:48 PM |
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Written by a GUY, after years of experience

1. Whatever you do, do not just show up at their house... they run around in their underwear just like we do

2. DON`T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but qirls tell each other EVERYTHiNG about everythinq. Trust me, they will find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every sinqle MALE RELATiVE and all GUY FRiENDS. Any of them would KiCK Y0UR BUTT at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them would not even wait for the hat.

4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they are BEAUTiFUL.

5. DON`T refuse to KiSS in front of your FRiENDS. If they LAUGH at you, it is because they are JEAL0US.

6. If they SLAP you hard, you DESERVED it.

7. DON`T be AFRAiD to touch them if you want to. If they are going out with you in the first place, it is because THEY LiKE BEiNG iN Y0UR ARMS.

8. If you DO NOT sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.

9.5 If you DO sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.

10. You CAN be dirty minded in private, really... most of them are not offended by it.

11. N0T all of them eat like BiRDS; a lot of them can eat like WHALES.

12. D0 N0T make them wait for you.

13. D0 N0T lie to them. Girls hate beinq LiED to

14. Every qirl should eventually qet THREE THiNGS from her boyfriend: a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty rinq.

15. Make sure she qets home safely as often as you can. If you`re droppinq her off, walk her to the door. If you are not droppinq her off, call to be sure she`s home safely.

16. If a quy is B0THERiNG her, it is your riqht (and obligation if necessary) to KiCK THE CRAP out of him.

17. If you are talkinq to a FEMALE FRiEND of yours, pull your qirlfriend CL0SER.

18. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it is just in a jokinq way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "0H Y0U`RE SO DUMB" or somethinq, never make any qestures back.

19. Go to a CHiCK FLiCK once in a while. She DOES NOT care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

20. You`re dead meat if you CANNOT qet alonq with their pets, parents and BEST FRiENDS. Be PRiNCE CHARMiNG to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

21. Do NOT FLiRT with her friends, enemies, or anyone besides her.

22. don`t be freaked out by PMS. It`s not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be UNDERSTANDiNG.

23. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

24. If you are 0FFiCiALLY datinq, and you are introducinq her to your friends, youd better introduce her as your GiRLFRiEND.

25. Don`t stress where you go for every date. THEY REALLY 0NLY WANT TO BE WiTH Y0U

26. Love and accept them for who they are, don't try to change them into something or someone they're not.

27. Girls are FRAGiLE. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very GENTLE.

28. Memorize their freaking birthdays! You forget her birthday and basically you're screwed for life.

29. Don`t marinade the cologne, but SMELL G00D.

30. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday, Christmas, or Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it does have to be meaningful.

31. After you have been dating for a while, realize that they have really started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend whi truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it. Most guys would kill for that kind of power and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

32. Lastly, Don't make promises you can't keep. She will remember every promise that you've broken and it's going to be an advantage for her to explode out on you. When you get into arguments, be a man and keep every work you make; don't make a fool out of yourself and say things you don't mean. Before you know it, it will hurt her and you. You will feel guilty, but by that time eventually she will leave you for a better guy who keeps his word, before you even realize what you have lost.

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Jun 5 @ 10:35PM  
Some pretty sound advice there!!

Jun 5 @ 10:35PM  
Uh huh.

Jun 5 @ 10:36PM  
*writes all down in book to reffer to later*

Jun 5 @ 11:16PM  
Yes, some good advice, now who is going to psost one for the women and there men....???

Jun 6 @ 12:05AM  
wow i shall print it and give it out on dates hehe some good advice nice to knoe someone understands, love the 3 things a girl should get i lovr pinching sweatshirts but men don't understand

Jun 6 @ 8:44AM  
Good advice

Oct 6 @ 2:20AM  
I'm putting in my request for number 14 please.. Not picky on stuffed animals but can I have the sweatshirt with you still in it? Please? I don't care about the last thing right now.. just really cravin' that sweatshirt.

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