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posted 6/5/2007 6:24:15 PM |
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  Sunshine79

During a random conversation, ask any of these following questions:




"I would like to move soon. What major urban area in the US has the lowest population of (insert ethnic group of choice here)?"

"When is it okay to hit your spouse?"

"I'm really tired of my boring cat and I want to give her an overdose of sugar and energy drinks to get her a little more active. How much should I give her? She only weighs about 3 pounds since I stopped feeding her two weeks ago."

"It seems like every girl/boy that I attract is either fat or hideous. How do I go about avoiding girls/guys like that and attract cute ones?"

"I recently met someone that I'm sexually attracted to. What's the best way to cheat on your spouse without them knowing?"

"When is the right time to applaud during a funeral service?"

"I lost all my money at the casino last night. Whose money should I steal from after my father--my mom or my grandparents?"

"When is it okay to lie to your loved ones?"

"I'm starting my own company very soon and I'm starting off on a low budget. Where's the best place to hire (insert poor ethnic group here)?"

"At what time during the day should I allow my son or daughter to drive home drunk?"

"My friend's 21st birthday party is tomorrow and he's going to do 21 shots in celebration of it. What would be a good way to motivate him into having sex with a girl, who is a well-known AIDS-infected victim, in his drunken state?"

"Which is the best method for discipling your house pet--hitting it continuously with a frying pan over the head, or putting it in "time out" inside the back of your car trunk?"

"What's a good excuse to give to my husband that I went out and had sex with his best friend last night?"

"I was going through heavy traffic the other day and this elderly lady cut me off. It made me so mad that I wanted to take my revenge out on her, but I didn't. For future reference, what side of a station wagon should I ram into at full speed to cause the person's vehicle to spin 360 degrees?"

"How do I tell my child that I'm not proud of him/her?"

"What's the best way to lose your kid at the store?"



I thought these were funny. :-)

Feel free to add your own!!! Kisses-Sunshine79

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Looking4ever

Jun 5 @ 6:30PM  
Is it in yet?
CrazyCraveman

Jun 5 @ 6:49PM  
"I was going through heavy traffic the other day and this elderly lady cut me off. It made me so mad that I wanted to take my revenge out on her, but I didn't. For future reference, what side of a station wagon should I ram into at full speed to cause the person's vehicle to spin 360 degrees?"

I too would like to know this...
ValentineGirl214

Jun 5 @ 6:57PM  
Love them All!!!
Lisa46

Jun 5 @ 7:29PM  
you call it what?????
sumdaysoon

Jun 5 @ 8:53PM  
Ewe_Wish

Jun 5 @ 9:01PM  
I like when you are standing in a crowded elevator with someone and say "Hey by the way, I have been meaning to ask you, How did you come out on that Morals charge" watch people stand back than lol
harborlights

Jun 5 @ 10:02PM  
What's the best place to purchase a ski mask, a crowbar and a pair of handcuffs?
Who is your favorite serial killer?
regularguy354

Jun 5 @ 10:50PM  
Stand in a crowded elevator, cough and when people look at you in angry way, say "Don't worry, my doctor called the CDC and they said I'm not contagious." I HAVE been known to say "I've had all my distemper shots" and see what happens. It's usually pretty good.

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