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Hhmm.,.,.Real Cowboy,..,?

posted 6/4/2007 9:52:39 PM |
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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."


She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence.


A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"


He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

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Looking4ever

Jun 4 @ 10:03PM  
loveableone

Jun 4 @ 10:07PM  
LMAO Halarious!!!
linpooh

Jun 4 @ 10:11PM  
so what are ya if ya think about cowboys all day long????
LJRite69

Jun 4 @ 10:15PM  


You need... ....LOL
Blueyesprkln

Jun 5 @ 12:45AM  
Linpooh I think that would make you a cowgirl.
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Jun 5 @ 9:19AM  
luckymonkey2

Jun 5 @ 10:34AM  
I really enjoy "cowgirl" but I think maybe we're talking about two different things.

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