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Political Science for Dummies
DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
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Dominus
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Jun 4 @ 7:00PM
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That's great!
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bandengor
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Jun 4 @ 7:04PM
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I've never thought of it in terms of cows before. Good one 
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Ashinatrix
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Jun 4 @ 7:13PM
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 just hilarious baldy!!!!
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Dominus
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Jun 4 @ 7:22PM
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UK Political Science?
You have two cows. One of them wears a Kilt.
You make war against the kilt-wearing cow for several centuries until it actually falls into rule over your cow by default.
Then you have a revolution where the dog takes over, followed by a revolution where power is put back into the hands of the first cow.
Both cows eventually decide to go off and do their own thing anyway.
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longbow371
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Jun 4 @ 8:03PM
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British Bureaucracy
2 cows from the channel Islands because that is as close as you can get to France whilst remaining on British soil.
you milk both cows and take the Cream because that is where the profit is.
You feed the milk back to the calves to avoid Government charges
The government imports milk from France to sustain the Country and maintain Anglo-French relations
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cutecarrie6969
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Jun 4 @ 8:28PM
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I love those.....and here is UK.
You have two cows.
These cows are safe from outside involvement, produce more milk than anyone else and have the biggest, baddest bull in the world to protect them.
An even bigger, badder sea cow protects said bull.
Profits are not high enough, so you go forth and take far away cows in exotic locals and make them give you their milk, then sell it back to them to drink.
Life is good because you are British.
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