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posted 6/4/2007 12:03:48 PM |
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  Lisa46

I was seated next to a pompous preacher on a flight across the
>>country.
>>
>>After the plane was airborne, our drink orders were taken.
>>
>>I ordered a whiskey and coke, which was brought and placed
>>before me.
>>
>>The flight attendant then asked the preacher what he would like to
drink.
>>
>>He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than
>>let liquor touch these lips."
>>
>>Upon hearing that, I quickly handed my drink back to the flight
attendant
>>and said,
>>"Oh shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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bandengor

Jun 4 @ 12:46PM  
I love it!
Giggl_Sprite

Jun 4 @ 1:00PM  
Good one!
NightOfOld

Jun 4 @ 1:02PM  
maggiemae1969

Jun 4 @ 1:07PM  
that was funny
me248

Jun 4 @ 2:13PM  
lmao
sumdaysoon

Jun 4 @ 2:59PM  
wonder does expedia have a seat on that flight........
Natgoat

Jun 4 @ 3:39PM  
~ Y E A H ! ! ! ! ! ~
Line 'em Up . . . !!!
paladin1aa

Jun 4 @ 4:09PM  
CrazyCraveman

Jun 4 @ 4:44PM  
I HATE CHOICES I want BOTH!
dntejas

Jun 4 @ 8:55PM  

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