I was seated next to a pompous preacher on a flight across the
>>After the plane was airborne, our drink orders were taken.
>>I ordered a whiskey and coke, which was brought and placed
>>The flight attendant then asked the preacher what he would like to
>>He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
>>let liquor touch these lips."
>>Upon hearing that, I quickly handed my drink back to the flight
>>"Oh shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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