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A real good excuse.........

posted 6/3/2007 11:00:30 PM |
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A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday and went to test drive it on the highway. As he was driving he wondered how fast it could go , but before he could get very far he heard sirens. He sped up thinking he could outrun the cop, but then he came to his senses and pulled over. The cop walked over and asked for the man’s license and registration. Then the cop said, "Listen, Mac, it’s Friday, I’m tired, and I just want to go home, so if you can give me an excuse I haven’t heard before, I’ll let you go."

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The man thought for a minute, then replied, "My wife ran off with a cop the other day and I thought you were trying to give her back to me!"

The cop nodded and said, "Have a nice day."

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Jun 3 @ 11:01PM  
an oldie but FOR SURE a GOODIE

Jun 3 @ 11:05PM  
One of my favorites!

Jun 3 @ 11:08PM  

Jun 3 @ 11:18PM  
This is a true story. Friend of mine was a car nut and a professional driver...not just some kid messing around. Anyway, at one point he was borrowing a friend's sports car and needed to get somewhere in a hurry in downtown Tucson. He was going within the speed limits, but didn't bother to slow down when he took a corner and he took it going 40 MPH.

Before long, lights and sirens are behind him and he curses and pulls over.

The police officer came striding over and looked down at my friend and said: "Nice car."

My friend couldn't think of anything else to do but smile and agree: "Yeah, it is."

"It goes real fast," said the officer.

"Yeah. It does."

The police officer straightened his sunglasses and said: "You know, if it had been any other time than the middle of the day, right in the middle of downtown, and I'd be able to let you go with just a warning."

My friend just smiled politely and said: "Yeah. I know."

Jun 4 @ 12:17AM  
i have not heard that one before......

Jun 4 @ 1:11AM  
Smart man.......

Jun 4 @ 9:57AM  
never heard that one before

Jun 4 @ 10:45PM  
That was funny!

Jun 5 @ 6:25PM  

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