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posted 6/3/2007 12:34:39 PM |
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  slohand_47

Finally decided to try my first BLOG. Jokes seem to be a good way to break the ice, so here we go.

The Chicken & The Horse

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
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"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
Harley To Pick Up Chicks"

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NightOfOld

Jun 3 @ 12:39PM  

Welcome to the blogs.
Dominus

Jun 3 @ 12:41PM  
Great icebreaker, slo! Thanks for the laugh!
peachpuzzah

Jun 3 @ 1:25PM  
that was a cute one
loveableone

Jun 3 @ 10:29PM  
Welcome!!
bj55wizard

Jun 7 @ 1:48PM  


CUTE - BUT BIG QUESTION >>> DOES IT VIBRATE ?
slohand_47

Jun 9 @ 3:31PM  
Gee BJ....... NOTHING vibrates like a Harley...... or so the ladies tell me..
hugeglobes

Jul 7 @ 9:38AM  







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