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posted 6/3/2007 11:03:24 AM |
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." ;

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little, Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.

Mommy fainted!

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PrincessKissy

Jun 3 @ 11:09AM  


Outta the mouths of babes!
ynot7769

Jun 3 @ 11:14AM  
KIDS...!!! what can ya say
geena

Jun 3 @ 11:17AM  
mommy can only take so much
buatbu

Jun 3 @ 11:18AM  
That's what I call a loving family
NachoBaby

Jun 3 @ 11:18AM  
Hmm that backfired just a lil bit maybe?
linpooh

Jun 3 @ 11:19AM  
and the moral of the story is.....don't interrupt children before they've finished the story!
zena343

Jun 3 @ 11:37AM  
casuallylooking

Jun 3 @ 11:39AM  
And surprise attacks are better when well planned first..........
31sunshine

Jun 3 @ 11:46AM  
I love this....definately goes to show you that kids aren't dumb........and you have to listen to the whole story!!!
HRRRICKANE

Jun 3 @ 2:45PM  
FUCKING HILARIOUS !!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA
sumdaysoon

Jun 3 @ 2:52PM  
now that's funny.......

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