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posted 6/1/2007 11:46:13 PM |
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A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Ya know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station...

Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

So from now on womon,

When I say 'Bell one', I want you to strip naked.
When I say 'Bell two', you jump on de bed.
When I say 'Bell three', we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."

The next night he came home and shouted:

"Bell One!", and his wife stripped naked.
"Bell Two!", and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Three!", and they started to make love.

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out...

"Bell Four!"

"WOMON... What da hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked.

She replied "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA FIRE!!!!"

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Dominus

Jun 2 @ 1:21AM  
Special Credit if anyone knows where this song is from:

When I was four, there was a hurricane in Kingston town, we had a foot and a half of water.
Everyone was all right, but I cried all night — it blew my alphabet blocks out of order.
And they said, this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat, born to be all obsessive and snotty.
I made my friends and relations file long applications to get into my tenth birthday party.

But something changed when I turned pro,
I was sorting but I wasn’t smiling.
I forgot that's it’s not about badges and rank,
It’s supposed to be about the filing! People!

We didn’t choose to be bureaucrats, no that’s what almighty Jah made us.
We'd treat people like swine and make them stand in line, even if nobody paid us.
They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats, they say we’re anal, compulsive and weird.
But when push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it’s not a good idea.
ShadowsAngel

Jun 2 @ 9:30AM  
Dom it's from Futurama... What do I get with my bonus points?
KissMyThong

Jun 2 @ 2:31PM  

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