A professor at Mississippi State University was giving a lecture
on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he
asks
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. 
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 
About 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever
touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's
fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.....
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. 
The professor takes off his glasses, and says ,"Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. 
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
to make his way up to the podium. 
When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asked, "So Bubba, tell us what it's like to
have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiiiit.  From way back thar, I thought you
said goats." 
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coltsfootball
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Jun 1 @ 7:46AM
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Thats Just Plain Wrong
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sumdaysoon
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Jun 1 @ 8:07AM
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Ashinatrix
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Jun 1 @ 8:17AM
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goats!!!
Damn!!! Laughed so hard I got s NOSEBLEED!!!! 
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hotbijenni
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Jun 1 @ 9:00AM
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I can just picture that!
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slohand_47
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Jun 1 @ 9:10AM
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A man is in the hospital recovering from surgery & wakes up to find out he has had an accidental BM and just FILLED the sheets. Well, he is just too embarrassed to call the nurse to clean it up so he cleans himself up in the bathroom, wads the sheet up & throws it out the window, and re-makes the bed himself.
Meanwhile, two drunks are walking down the sidewalk by the hospital and the sheet comes down and covers one of them. He pushes & struggles and finally manages to fight his way out from under the sheet. His buddy stands there swaying back and forth and finally says.... Wha..What the heck happened to you? The first drunk says....... Looks like I beat the shit out of a ghost! !
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cmdc69
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Jun 1 @ 9:25AM
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Damn is all I've got to say to that.  
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bandengor
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Jun 1 @ 10:40AM
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nice one.
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Rune_caster
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Jun 1 @ 10:49AM
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haha damn Lisa
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alybai42
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Jun 1 @ 11:20AM
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Good way to start my day off with a good joke. Thanks
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NachoBaby
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Jun 1 @ 11:28AM
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You will be pleased to know that last night's goat did NOT get sacrificed.. he got fed beer.
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NightOfOld
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Jun 1 @ 1:10PM
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Poor Goat.
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hotbox1968
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Jun 1 @ 2:08PM
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LMAO cute
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luv2liclst
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Jun 1 @ 2:15PM
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thaaaaats nooooot fuuuuunnnny!
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max49
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Jun 1 @ 4:12PM
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LMAO  
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