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posted 5/31/2007 11:11:56 PM |
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  DickSlippery

I'm sure some of U know. Others think they know. Still more of U - my guess iz the majority of U, actually, with the remainder comprised of mostly mental patients and convicts - don't give a shit what the fuck I'm doing. As a matter of fact, U already know what I'm doing. I'm wasting Ur fucking time, that's what I'm fucking doing.

However, since that boat has already sailed, and time, once wasted, can never be retrieved, unless U are some kind of H.G. Wells slash Stephen Hawking type mathmatical genius - a prospect 4 which I hold grave doubts, based 4 the most part on the fact that U are still reading this - then perhaps I should endeavor 2 make this a worthwhile venture 4 all interested parties. Hey - take it while U can get it. I usually don't give a fuck that I'm wasting Ur fucking time. I thought that's what it wuz 4. But, I am trying 2 turn over a new leaf, so I guess this iz part of the new and improved DS. The kinder, gentler, more sensitive DS. DS 2.0, if U will.

Anyway...I just posted this 2 tell U guys I posted some new artwork. My new model iz someone U all know and love...but I don't kiss and tell! U know...unless I get laid, but that goes without saying. Anytime something that rare occurs people are bound 2 make a big deal out of it, right?

ricksotherfknblog.blogspot.com

Go check it out, but be sure 2 send the kiddies 2 bed first. Oh...and U might not want 2 check it out if U have heart problems, psoriasis or anal warts, as it has been known 2 cause complications in all three cases. Well...2 be honest, anal warts iz pretty fucking complicated regardless of what U are looking at while U surf the net, but be careful if U have a bad ticker, goddamnit! Las thing I need iz a goddamned lawsuit on my hands!

Oh yeah...I'm putting the call out 4 models again. If U like what I'm doing and U would like 2 be immortalized in art (dumblonde said that...not me...I swear) let me know. I'm sure we can work something out. If U see anything U like and would like 2 own it, let me know. Again...I'm sure we can work something out.

Thats all

Keeping U posted

DS

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dumblonde

May 31 @ 11:36PM  
i am immortalized!!!!!
wtxman

Jun 1 @ 12:06AM  
I chatted with Stephen Hawking,and he told me that the probability of the string theory that you presented to him is about as mind blowing as some of your blogs,with the exception of this one which he predicts will get about 7 comments and 1 kudo tops.
undercoverlover403

Jun 1 @ 4:38AM  
Great schtuff! I'd give you a kudo but I've never gotten any.
veeruinus

Jun 1 @ 8:27AM  
Kinder? Gentler? and new DS? Are you on crack?
PrincessKissy

Jun 1 @ 9:01AM  
You're scaring me, dude.
tetons

Jun 1 @ 12:41PM  
dude. i went and checked, and she was the person that came to mind. no prize for that, i'll bet. was gonna leave a comment, there, but i no abla german, and i didn't want to enlist in the fourth reich.

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Ever wonder what I'm doing when I'm not Doing This?