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posted 5/31/2007 9:25:14 AM |
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  totallytaboo

Well, as I told the world a few weeks ago, I got one. Now, I DON'T have a dick for all those guys that are bound and determined to email me with their sick fantasies about sucking me off. I got to use it a couple days ago. Well, as soon as I got back in town someone that I've been seeing on and off made sure to welcome me home. I have to say it, these things are pretty cool!! But they really aren't that big at all!!! I mean, sure the tube looks huge to a flaccid penis, but once you start pumping it gets all, what's the word..... inflated? and it fills the whole thing so there's not a lot of breathing room left. I pumped a bit too much a couple times, to the point where it turned purple. Is that the purpose? I came to find out, you definitely need lube else you'll get "stuck" and trying to pull that thing off will pull all the hair on your dick and balls off as well. Maybe, I did something wrong. Oh well! I had fun. Definite penis envy, and man, it looked so pretty as soon as he pulled out. Made sure to wrap a nice hard cock ring on there, it added about an inch in length and girth. Is that possible? In just one use? It definitely felt harder and the sex was so intense, probably the best sex I've had in a year!

Do any of you out there use them? Did you buy a cheapie or go full out for a NICE one? I see all these "doctor" and "scientifically" approved ones, is that just a bunch of BS? I'm just glad I have a dick to play with, even if it isn't attached to my body, but that's the point, right?

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Pudge2you

May 31 @ 9:30AM  
ok now it's penis pump envy... man this is a rough week...
ynot7769

May 31 @ 10:19AM  
nope never have but ladybootscooter says there's a fella here who does .....hell i'll drive out and help you test it hun
ohboy135

May 31 @ 11:27AM  

If you bring me one I willl let u try it
AKAndrew

May 31 @ 6:44PM  
I have never tried one but your experience sounds very exciting. I hope to hear more about them and whether they really work or not. Andrew
freedie

May 31 @ 10:53PM  
Da tukunda fo da stech is good fo da womans wiv da bi buttoola. I laik.
asexpartnerwanted

Jun 1 @ 11:34PM  
wow - i like you. put it on me baby - lets play!!!!!!

CrazyCraveman

Jun 2 @ 5:08AM  
I pumped a bit too much a couple times, to the point where it turned purple. Is that the purpose?

OUCH! And HELL NO! That is NOT the purpose of these things. Furthermore they don't really work on making a man larger, if anything...they can cause serious harm to a man's cock!

No, I personally don't have one, nor would I ever waste my money on such a thing. Unless of course it was for the purpose of adding another toy to the collection...

However, these things can cause serious harm to a man's cock if not used properly! No, I'm not a doctor, but I have read about these things causing serious harm to men's cocks...so be careful while using this!

I also watched a show that Sue Johanson did on these on her show..."Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" And she also made these claims about penis pumps...

And by all means...DO NOT EVER pump it to the point where it turns purple!!
Loveyoulongtime2

Jun 2 @ 9:53AM  
If a guy needs one of those to get really hard, then he has a problem or he's not that into you. Then again it probably would be a fun thing to play with, overdoing it might result in damage and an inability to maintain an erection without being in the acrylic tube.

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