Well, as I told the world a few weeks ago, I got one. Now, I DON'T have a dick for all those guys that are bound and determined to email me with their sick fantasies about sucking me off. I got to use it a couple days ago. Well, as soon as I got back in town someone that I've been seeing on and off made sure to welcome me home. I have to say it, these things are pretty cool!! But they really aren't that big at all!!! I mean, sure the tube looks huge to a flaccid penis, but once you start pumping it gets all, what's the word..... inflated? and it fills the whole thing so there's not a lot of breathing room left. I pumped a bit too much a couple times, to the point where it turned purple. Is that the purpose? I came to find out, you definitely need lube else you'll get "stuck" and trying to pull that thing off will pull all the hair on your dick and balls off as well. Maybe, I did something wrong. Oh well! I had fun. Definite penis envy, and man, it looked so pretty as soon as he pulled out. Made sure to wrap a nice hard cock ring on there, it added about an inch in length and girth. Is that possible? In just one use? It definitely felt harder and the sex was so intense, probably the best sex I've had in a year!
Do any of you out there use them? Did you buy a cheapie or go full out for a NICE one? I see all these "doctor" and "scientifically" approved ones, is that just a bunch of BS? I'm just glad I have a dick to play with, even if it isn't attached to my body, but that's the point, right? 
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