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Poor Dog!! - Lesson: How to get shit fixed!

posted 5/31/2007 12:08:31 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A South Carolina woman called the local phone company to report her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few
occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone
rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic
dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and
dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then
the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole,
the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain
and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving signaling
current at 90 volts when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to
ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning!!

Thought you'd like to know.


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Sunshine79

May 31 @ 12:36AM  
Or should we say, "How NOT to get shit fixed!!"
Cple4bigafem

May 31 @ 12:59AM  
lmao too cute! Aww poor dog though
luv2liclst

May 31 @ 1:22AM  
borty293

May 31 @ 1:31AM  
That happened to me during phone sex one night...now when the phone rings ..I have to run to the bathroom
wtxman

May 31 @ 2:01AM  
You Bad,and we like you like that! Kudo for you darlin.
casuallylooking

May 31 @ 2:37AM  
Yeap! Sunshine's back!!! This was cute. But I agree, poor dog.
sumdaysoon

May 31 @ 6:55AM  
max49

May 31 @ 9:16AM  
LMFAO...Poor Dog
NightOfOld

May 31 @ 1:43PM  
cabl_guy

May 31 @ 5:53PM  
That was interesting!

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Poor Dog!! - Lesson: How to get shit fixed!