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posted 5/29/2007 3:20:08 PM |
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  r_jones52

Holly--this is for the Virgin 10 times!

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were
touring around the market place looking at the goods and such, when they
passed this small sandal shop.

From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani
accent say "You're foreigners! Come in! Come into my humble shop." So the
married couple walked in.

The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special
sandals I think you would be interested in." "Dey make you wild at sex,
like a great desert camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after hearing
what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them,
being the sex God he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Sahib." After much badgering
from his wife, he finally conceded to try them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years....raw
sexual power.

With a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants,
and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs.

The Pakistani began screaming:
"YOU HAVE DEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!"
"YOU HAVE DEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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casuallylooking

May 29 @ 3:25PM  
Hilarious!!!!!!
max49

May 29 @ 3:59PM  
ksk72

May 29 @ 4:18PM  
funny funny
cabl_guy

May 30 @ 12:13AM  
sue1968

May 30 @ 2:09AM  
Bring me your Sandals you little
luv2liclst

May 30 @ 3:29AM  
ooh shit!

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