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The Dying Preacher

posted 5/27/2007 1:38:35 PM |
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An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.

As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.

For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment.

They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?"

The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too.

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May 27 @ 1:45PM  
Good one

May 27 @ 1:48PM  
L O fuckin' L!!!!!!

I needed a laugh today...........thanks Lisa

May 27 @ 1:49PM  

OMG!!! NICE....

May 27 @ 2:29PM  
haha nice one

May 27 @ 2:33PM  

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May 27 @ 2:59PM  
Good one Lisa, I needed that!

May 27 @ 4:02PM  
An old Jewish man lay dying in his bed. He had seen the last of his sunrises, and he knew his time was drawing near. His eyes were old and nearly blind, but he could sense that death's dark carriage was not long away.

"My first son." He said "Jacob, are you here? I can't see you."

"I'm here for you, papa. I'm right here."

"And what of my second son. What about Benjamin?"

"I'm right here, too, papa. I'm holding your hand."

"And what about my best friend and loyal business partner? Moishe? Are you here my dear friend?"

"I'm staying right here, Abe. I'm not going anywhere."

The dying man sat bolt upright in bed and shouted: "Then who the hell is watching the store!"

May 27 @ 4:19PM  
Good one!

May 27 @ 5:20PM  
LMFAO,good one Lisa

May 27 @ 7:23PM  
Awesome =D

May 29 @ 11:00PM  
Very good! And, very true!

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