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Steve Irwin Where are you????

posted 5/26/2007 6:48:39 PM |
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As I was sitting on my coach listening to my favorite baseball team getting killed on the radio I heard my dog start barking his head off. Now Hank is the biggest wimp in the world and usually doesn't bark a lot so I was instantly curious.

I walk out side and he starts running back and forth from me to his water bowl. I walk over to investigate and there is a snake curled up in the bottom of his bowl! This startled me for sure but even worse after I looked at it for a minute I realize it is a cotton mouth! (water moccasin)

For those of you that are unfamiliar there are three types of snakes in this part of the world that are poisonous. 1 Rattlesnakes 2 Copperheads 3 Cotton mouths.
Of the three I consider the cotton mouth to be the most dangerous. They are very ill tempered and can be aggressive I have seen them actually chase fishermen on a riverbank before.

They usually stay close to water but since its so dry here this year I imagine he left the little creek that runs behind my house looking for water. So here he is in my yard. yippeee! I take my dog and tie him outta the way and grab a shovel. After turning the bowl over he (she?) coils up and acts like he is ready to strike at me.
Thats when I use the shovel to turn him into several small pieces. Now he is a good snake!

Now back to my ball game. My team is still getting killed

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May 26 @ 6:56PM  
Glad to hear the pooch wasn't hurt, but if there was one there could be more this year so watch out. It's too bad. You can't even barbecue cotton-mouth.

May 26 @ 7:22PM  
Better than you or your dog getting killed.
Hope your team comes back.
Good work with the shovel dude!

May 26 @ 7:28PM  
Eewwwwwwwwwww. Yuke!!!
I'm glad your dog got your attention, and you are both alright.

May 26 @ 7:39PM  
*shudder* the one creature on earth that can turn me into a drooling screaming murderer. you got the good snake part right!

May 26 @ 7:57PM  
You're forgetting coral snakes which are also native to the US.

May 26 @ 11:13PM  
You're forgetting coral snakes which are also native to the US.

When I said "this part of the world" I meant here in Ms.
Guess I should have clearer.

May 26 @ 11:17PM  
Hope your team comes back.

They lost both games of a double header.............

Damnit Damnit Damnit

Guess it's time for a drink to ease the pain.

May 27 @ 12:27AM  
why were you sitting on your coach????

May 27 @ 12:39AM  
Oooopss typo

You got me.......

You may be blonde but you are definitely not a dummy

May 27 @ 12:43AM  
hehe...couldnt resist...

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