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  sugarnspice005

I got this in an email and wanted to share it.....


THE MIDDLE WIFE....


The "Middle Wife" by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two
kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back.

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a
few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them .
If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.
Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very
outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of
the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby
brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday." "First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there.
He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord."
She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm
trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me.
The kids are watching her in amazement.

"Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and
going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back
and groans. "She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and
groaning.
"My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she
doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They
got my Mom to lie down in bed like this." Then Erica lies down
with her back against the wall.
"And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there
in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over
the bed, like psshhheew!" This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!
"Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe,
breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten.

Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center,
so there must be a lot of toys inside there."

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest.
Ever since then,when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another "Middle Wife" comes along.



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Ewe_Wish

May 24 @ 9:44AM  
That was really funny. Thanks for sharing that. Kudos for you.
max49

May 24 @ 10:10AM  
LMAO...Kids say the darndest things.
joy_in_a_small_package

May 24 @ 10:12AM  
that was excellent. I was picturing it happening as I read it. thanks for sharing it with us. very funny
Lisa46

May 24 @ 11:05AM  
I loved it!! thank you so much for the big smile!! I love reading about kids!
Argit01

May 24 @ 11:14AM  
That was just too cute . You gotta love children as they say and do some of the most funny things!
NightOfOld

May 24 @ 3:52PM  
that was cute
bandengor

May 24 @ 4:05PM  
That was great!
just4fun6369

May 24 @ 5:02PM  
LMAO...way to cute...to bad they grow up and become little shits lol
ladybootscooter

May 25 @ 1:10AM  
that was awesome!

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Too cute!